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Maintenance
This actually reminds me of a book that we bought during pregnancy, called The Baby Owner's Manual. We were looking for something to help us prepare, but I'm frightened by the density of most baby care books, and that's coming from someone who actually enjoys reading. This one is small, but rich in content, and full of illustrations! You should check it out if you're looking for a humorous yet practical guide for new parents.
The Grind
:D, originally uploaded by The Fuzzy Squid
One of our friends had a baby a couple of years ago. Soon afterward, he started playing the massively addictive online role-playing game World of Warcraft. I was childless at the time, and this seemed to me counter-productive to his responsibilities as a parent. He assured me that these activities were not mutually exclusive. I was doubtful. Then we brought our own baby home, and I understood exactly what he was talking about.
While taking care of our newborn daughter, I often find myself with one arm occupied and the other arm free. This limits my range of motion, but it still allows me to play video games! With one hand I can feed her a bottle or jiggle her to sleep, and with my DS-wielding hand I can send my party of imaginary explorers on a magical dungeon journey.
My baby's needs are very simple, but she needs things all the time. The portable system is perfect because I can pick it up or put it down as needed. And since my brain is occupied with other things (mustn't drop the baby), it's the perfect time to play an RPG where I can mindlessly grind low-level monsters into a fine paste.
So it turns out I can be a dad and have fun at the same time. I think I just leveled up in my Parenting skill!
Pseudonym
F.M. baby, originally uploaded by ambroziak
I won't post photos of our baby on this blog (so, no, the photo above is not her either). I'm protecting her identity to avoid a situation like what happened with Sweet Juniper, among other reasons. To that end, for the purpose of this blog, I'm also giving our daughter a fake name.
However, too many bloggers already use "clever" pseudonyms that are too cute by half; I hate reading those blogs and I won't subject you to it either. So both for your sake and mine, I decided to use an actual name--like, one that a human would use for herself--even though it's not the one on her birth certificate.
And so, in keeping with the theme of this blog, I give you: Ashley J. Williams.
We've birthed an offspring!
Our daughter measures in at:
- weight: 7 pounds, 4 ounces
- length: 21 1/2 inches
- head circumference: 32 centimeters
The best edition of the Best Word Book Ever
Best Word Book Ever - He comes promptly, originally uploaded by kokogiak
My wife and I recently scored a rare find at our local used book store: a good condition copy of Richard Scarry's Best Word Book Ever, 1963 edition. It was very important to me that we purchase this version of the book, and not the 1991 printing. In the new book, words like "stewardess" have been updated to their modern gender-neutral equivalents (i.e. "flight attendant"). The career fields have also been modernized, so for example, kids can no longer become cowboys when they grow up. Instead, they are presented with new exciting employment options like "judge" and "taxi driver."
None of those revisions bother me much. But some of the changes are not only unnecessary, they also replace the exciting and descriptive language in the original with neutered, generic phrases. Which of these books would you rather read?
While a gentleman jumps from a burning building into the safety of a rescue net, a brave hero climbs up a ladder to rescue the beautiful screaming lady.
or:An unlabeled animal levitates in midair beside a firefighter and a "cat in danger."
By the way, the text is not the only thing that has been dumbed-down. In many places the art has been altered, removed, or replaced entirely. And yeah, the new drawings suck. There's a Flickr photo set illustrating the differences here.
Birth announcement gig posters from Rattle-N-Roll
Reuben In Portland - Bottom Right Corner, originally uploaded by dgustav
Rattle-N-Roll makes custom birth announcements styled after rock show gig posters. You select a template and send a photo, they do an illustration and send you a stack of handbills with your baby's face on 'em. The FAQ implies that they also sell actual poster-sized prints for hanging on the nursery wall.
Currently no pricing information available for the handbills, but it looks like you can get two full-sized posters for $400.
Swansea Open Edutainment Declaration
Swansea, January 23rd, 2008—A coalition of edutainers, foundations, free-market capitalists, adult-entertainment providers, corporates and internet "pioneers" today urged governments and publishers to make publicly-funded educational materials available freely over the internet so that it could be sucked up into huge corporate-funded databases.
The Swansea Open Edutainment Declaration, launched today, is part of a dynamic effort to make learning and teaching materials available to everyone online, regardless of income or geographic location. Providing resources for bundling, advertising, service-based income and free-market exchange it encourages teachers and students around
the world to join a growing movement and pay to use the web to share, remix and translate classroom materials to make educators' labour cheaper more pliable, and more easily replaced if they happen to disagree.
"Open edutainment allows every person on earth to access and contribute to the vast pool of knowledge on the web," said rich person Jimmy Walls, Objectivist and founder of Wikipodia, and one of the auteurs of the Declaration. "Everyone has something to 'teach' and everyone has something to 'learn'."
According to the Declaration, corporations, web gurus and internet pioneers would benefit if publishers and governments made publicly- funded educational materials freely available online. This will give entrepreneurs unlimited access to high quality, constantly improving course materials, just as Wikipodia has done in the world of reference materials.
Open edutainment makes the link between teaching, learning and the capitalist culture of the Internet. It includes creating and sharing materials used in teaching as well as new private-sector approaches to learning where people create and shape "knowledge" together. These new practices promise to provide students with edutainment materials that are individually tailored to their learning style encouraging the growth of an individualist and consumerist notion of education. There are already over 100,000 such open edutainment resources available on the Internet. Of course, the rich people will still continue to get first class "traditional" education at expensive private schools and Ivy-League universities, these open edutainent resources are meant for the plebs who, let's face it can't concentrate for more than five seconds and so find it easier to have their teaching delivered via shoot-em-up video-game, or in super-small bite-sized chunks that don't challenge them. This also handily makes them into the ideal 21st Century consumers of web-content, downloadable iPod-games and shiny
and sparkly facebook applications.
The Declaration is the result of a meeting of 1 open edutainment leader in Swansea, Wales, organized late last year by the Capitalist Society Institute and the Shuttleworthless Foundation. Participants identified key strategies for developing privatised education. They encourage others to join and sign the Declaration.
"Open sourcing edutainment doesn't just make learning more accessible, it makes more money and people do it for free so we don't need to pay employees or pesky teachers," said really rich Linux Entrepreneur Mack Shuttletree, "Linux is succeeding and generating huge profits exactly because of this sort of adaptability. The same kind of success is possible for open edutainment."
Open edutainment is of particular relevance in developing and emerging economies, creating the potential for the swamping them with US influenced "affordable" textbooks and learning materials supplied on One Laptop per Child (OLPC), expensive gadgets and the Internet. It opens the door to a small elite class to use the labour of local content producers likely to create more diverse offerings than large multinational publishing houses. Of course, then the large multinational publishing houses are freely able to use it.
The Declaration has already been translated into over one language and the growing list of signatories includes: lots of rich people, some people you have never heard of, the usual suspects and, of course, our dear leader Lawrence Lessig.
To read or sign the Swansea Open Edutainment Declaration, please
visit: http://www.swanseadeclaration.org.
Spore
Eastern Red Cedar, originally uploaded by wcm777
I have been a Will Wright fan since 1989, when I first played SimCity on my Commodore 64. That dude makes some seriously good games. As a young kid, I learned a lot from them, and they encouraged curiousity about things like cities and insects and sociology.
His new creation, Spore, is set to be released this fall. It's basically a simulation of everything: encompassing the origin of life, evolution of species, the rise of civilization, planetary ecology, and galactic exploration.
It's kind of a big deal, and I feel obligated to share this genius with my little geeklet at the youngest possible age. Of course, by the time she's in high school they will have moved on from dissecting frogs to prodding embryonic stem cells, but for now this is the closest we can get to playing God.
Once more into the breach
Once More into the Breach!, originally uploaded by Vic Tan
I'm facing a barrage of coworker expectations. Each morning that I show up at the office is one more day of saying, "no baby yet!" It's one more reason to keep the due date a secret when a rough estimate would suffice.
Not that I'm complaining, mind. It must be so much harder on a working pregnant woman when everyone knows that the deadline has passed.
Lucky for my wife, she works from home. Of course, she still gets the irritating comments from her well-intentioned-but-tactless colleagues on the phone. But on the bright side, it's a lot easier to cope with those people when they can't see you rolling your eyes.
Week 41
Mile 41, originally uploaded by bikeracer
Rather than setting our hopes on a due date, I wish they had given us a "due month" instead. We can say right now with a large degree of certainty that this baby is going to be born in June.
It's normal for the first baby to be late, of course. The problem is nine months of anticipation followed by seven very slow days of mounting frustration. On the other hand, that light at the end of the tunnel keeps getting brighter. The pregnancy can't last forever, and one way or another, we're going to have a daughter soon.
We are just hoping that she makes the decision to arrive on her own. I look forward to many years of bossing her around. I don't relish the idea that her birth--her very first introduction to the outside world and her parents--would happen "because we said so."
Daddy Drinks: Rum and Coke
" Thirsty ", originally uploaded by dibec
First of all, belligerent frat boys may insist that this drink is properly called a "Captain" and Coke. They are mistaken. If you've never tasted a sample of Sailor Jerry's Spiced Navy Rum, then you don't know what you're missing. Time to graduate to a real rum.
Sailor Jerry is an authentic Caribbean-style spiced rum with a 96 proof kick and just a hint of vanilla and cherry. After one sip of this rum, you'll say, "Captain who?" If your love of drinking is exceeded only by your passion for tattoos, then you will also appreciate the packaging on this fine product, tastefully decorated with old-school flash art by the master himself.
Fill a glass with ice and pour in your base of Sailor Jerry. Add Coke. Do not drown out the rum with soda! If you're drinking a premium rum, as you should be, then you want to be able to taste it. I recommend a ratio of 1 part rum to 3 parts Coke. Stir and garnish with lime.
Impending
Shadow Man on the Bakerloo line, originally uploaded by Semi-detached
Thanks to everyone for the creative suggestions on how to prompt our baby out of the womb. We tried taunting, guilting, and ignoring her, all to no effect.
She is squirming quite a bit, though, and seems determined to make her mother very uncomfortable during the brief remainder of her time in utero. I'm in the same boat as ever; waiting patiently while I rush toward this event horizon.
The Night of Five Times
We're trying to kick-start labor on our own--spicy foods, long walks, et cetera--but nothing is working. After last night, I think we have exhausted the available options. At least we can say that we gave it our best effort.
Next Stop: Zero Station
to be or not to be, originally uploaded by まてぃあすMattias
We're one day past the official ETA, still waiting for baby to arrive. The midwives assure us that good things are happening inside of my wife, and hopefully our daughter is on track for departure, almost ready to begin the journey to her new home.
FUN FACT: the margin of error for due date calculations is up to two weeks on either side of the target day.