Tertullian, Luther and Democracy




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Religious history is largely out of fashion today. That is unfortunate. The current crop of historians has latched onto 'class, race and gender' to explain away every dimension of human existence. When that methodological trinity fails to yield enough insights, academics turn to 'identity' and the 'other' to explicate movements across time and space (i.e. Americans in the Cold War perceived the Soviet Union and Communism as the 'other' - a diametrically opposed system (atheism and collectivism) - and thus sought to eliminate or contain the socialist threat through proxy wars and influence operations to preserve its way of life). However, these approaches are simply not capable of addressing the larger intellectual movements of world history. If a 21st century American or European desires to understand the overarching contours of his or her world, then it is necessary to look at the past through a broad paradigm. A perfect starting point would be to briefly study the hierarchical origins of the Christian Church, its anti-hierarchical 'Reformation' and the profound legacy of its internecine struggle on our times.
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Upon the death of Jesus of Nazareth in approximately 30BC, his band of followers traversed the Near East and and preached their radical interpretation of Judaism. Jesus was the messiah, and he had died for the sins of humanity. Most Jews rejected the message outright. By the end of the first century, Christians had begun to collate accounts of Jesus and the origins of their movement, and the synoptic 'gospels' (Matthew, Mark and Luke) were canonized. Some years later, the next generation of believers turned a once fragmented and theologically disjointed movement into a hierarchical organization, and Tertullian (155-222AD), a Carthaginian pagan until the age of forty, was a significant figure in creating the rigid ideological structure of the later Church.
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Most likely trained in the law, Tertullian proceeded to use his highly polished rhetorical skills to combat 'heresy' or skeptics of the faith. In his treatise On the Witness of the Soul, he proclaimed that the truths of Christianity were innate in all people, and denial of the faith was either due to obstinacy or a wilful desire to reject God. In Prescription Against the Heretics, however, Tertullian made a world history altering claim. Non-believers, whether orthodox Jews or pagan subscribers to the Roman or Greek pantheon, often dismissed the 'evidence' behind the divinity of Jesus by noting the various inconsistencies and contradictions in the gospel accounts. In response, Tertullian made a strikingly bold assertion. Because the Church had preserved the scriptures over several decades in an unbroken line of apostolic authority, pagans did not have the requisite interpretative skills necessary to make judgments on the sacred texts. Thus, any non-Christian argument was akin to sophistry and wholly invalid. Only Church authorities possessed the hermeneutic ability to relay the gospels accurately. For the next fourteen centuries, his reasoning was largely accepted - until the arrival of the printing press and an obscure monk named Martin Luther (1483-1546).
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By the 16th century, the Church had become corrupt. It was far more interested in accumulating worldly power than practicing the teachings of its leader: sacrifice, charity, forgiveness and redemption. Although being a Doctor of Theology was not necessary to notice the massive disjuncture between the asceticism preached by St. Paul and the materialistic character of the papacy, Luther had indeed earned that degree and became a professor at the University of Wittenberg. After years of study and soul-searching, Luther incited one of the greatest (if not the greatest) revolution in human affairs by posting a memo, famously known as The 95 Theses on the Castle Church door in Wittenberg on 31 October 1517.
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Justification by Faith
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His defiance shook both Europe and the Church. His questioning of the sale of 'indulgences', a purchasable certificate issued by the Church to individuals wishing to be exonerated from sin and guaranteed a place in heaven, led to a wholesale firestorm of criticism against Church practices. For example, how could the Church justify building St. Peter's Basilica from the meager wages of the poor? As Luther gained instant notoriety and support around the Continent, his belief in 'justification by faith' rocked the Church hierarchy. Luther now aimed to demolish the longheld Tertullian notion that Church authority could essentially never be challenged. According to him, the Church had been in error from the beginning. People could not in fact be saved by the Church but only by the grace of God through faith. Hence, the relationship between God and Man (and Woman) is personal and requires no intermediary.
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Confined to Wartburg Castle (1521-22) as punishment for his rebellious and heretical pronouncements, Luther used his time to throw another dagger into the heart of the Tertullian-grounded institution. He translated the New Testament into German from Greek. As a result, those fortunate enough to be literate (i.e. laity) could then interpret the scriptures on an individual basis and further erode the primacy of the Church canon.
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What epoch-shattering phenomenon was operating beneath the surface? The origins of modern democracy. Rather than continue to be guided by a privileged few as prescribed by Tertullian, power was in the process of being transferred to 'the many' or the 'the people'. It is no accident that Charles I was beheaded only a little more than a century later in the English Revolution. The seeds of enlightenment had been planted, and the fall of Tertullian Christendom and monarchy became an inexorable occurrence. Questioning authority in the public sphere became a staple of European existence again, and the last remnants of the 'Dark Ages' were finally disappearing.
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The progress of mankind can be measured by our ability to discern reason from ignorance. While each generation must redefine the balance between civic duty and liberty, the ebb and flow of history between Tertullian, Luther and the rise of democracy can serve as a model of struggle, courage and conviction for any engaged citizen of the world.
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Ultimately, whether its Thomas Jefferson against George III, Marx against Hegel or you against your boss, history - as life - is determined in large part by a battle of ideas.
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J Roquen

The Starbucks Indicator




See these happy people dangling their legs in the picture above? You are looking at a group of Japanese people enjoying their favorite Starbucks beverage while overlooking one of the busiest intersections in Tokyo (Shibuya).
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Howard Schultz wishes his domestic market - all of his markets for that matter - were as robust as the one in Japan. Since opening its first outlet in Japan a decade ago, Japanese Starbucks locations have easily become the most profitable for the company in the world. Why? Three reasons: The Japanese, despite being far better known for tea drinking (especially green tea), have had a long passion for coffee. Secondly, Japanese apartments are quite small by Western standards, and meeting friends, family and co-workers is more convenient at an agreeable, neutral location. Last but not least, young people (by Japanese standards - anyone under 25) flock to Starbucks as a mode of expression in an environment outside their traditional culture. In fact, it is quite common to witness an occasional female customer dressed in a kimono - and talking on a cell phone. That is history and modernity at its best.
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While most economists regard the GDP, the unemployment rate, the consumer confidence index and several other quantitative variables as the best overall data to measure the condition of the economy, what about using Starbucks as an indicator? It is not so far-fetched. For many years, The Economist magazine has gauged currency values with the 'Big Mac Index' on its back pages. The price of a Big Mac is compared from Beijing to Boston. Why not? Since Americans have traditionally used General Motors as an economic barometer in the past, why not make Starbucks a leading indicator? Unlike GM, the Seattle juggernaut is represented in nearly every corner of the earth. Furthermore, the decision of coffee drinkers to buy or forgo a nearly $4 latte is instantly transparent and can be scrutinized as a microcosm of the larger economic picture. Consider the following interrelated economic factors with regard to Starbucks over the last few months:
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1) As the price of oil spikes, customers begin to recalculate their spending habits. As a quasi-luxury item, a daily run to Starbucks is converted to a once or twice a week phenomenon at most
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2) Consequentially, sales begin to sag and the Starbucks stock price goes down faster than a cold Mint Mocha Chip Frappuccino on a hot day due to bleak forecasts on oil futures
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3) Skyrocketing diesel fuel prices increase the overhead for every store - deliveries of coffee, scones, cups, napkins and especially milk (now very expensive) lowers the profit margin drastically
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4) New products and less expensive variations of coffee are introduced to lure the consumer back into his or her old Starbucks habits. Instead of a Grande Latte for $3.50, why not order a Grande Cafe Misto (a cafe au lait - no espresso) for $2.50 and save a dollar?
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5) Finally, a restructuring plan is announced to cut company costs. 616 stores in the US are earmarked for closure, 61 of 84 shops in Australia are slated for extinction (announced yesterday) and 1,000 Starbucks corporate jobs are now on the block (see NYT today)
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Starbucks is a near perfect economic indicator for 21st century economies. It is 'flat' (global) and reflects a plethora of financial variables. By taking the layoffs, the stock price, the overhead costs and the restructuring decisions of Starbucks into account alone, one can gauge the relative strengths and weaknesses of the economy.
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Although the picture is certainly not bright for Starbucks at the moment, its seeming determination to convert itself from a 'Venti' sized corporation to a 'Grande' sized company - in touch with both current economic trends and the consumer - is promising. If the US government and all American businesses follow suit with similar makeovers to cut energy use and thus transportation costs, the US and world economic outlook will turnaround sooner rather than later.
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Hence, the Starbucks Indicator will used on KleosToday as one factor to assess the health of the domestic and global economy. Why not use the second most traded commodity in the world (coffee) to chart the impact of the most traded commodity (oil) and other financial phenomena on our material lives?
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J Roquen

Does a Vice-Presidential Choice Matter?


Can you identify the man in the photo? If able, your academic prowess is indeed impressive. Hint: He was Vice-President during the first term of Abraham Lincoln (1861-65). Still no idea? His name is Hannibal Hamlin, and his historical reputation even among Lincoln scholars is quite obscure - despite holding the second highest office in the US.
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Presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain are closing in on making decisions on their running mates for the fall campaign. For the Senator from Illinois, his choices range from the iconic Hillary Clinton to the nationally unknown governor of Virginia Tim Kaine. John McCain has a few interesting choices as well. While former Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge would likely add Pennsylvania to the Republican electoral column, Mitt Romney could bring needed economic expertise to the ticket in a year of high gas prices, inflation and decreasing consumer spending.
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Does the Vice-Presidential choice ultimately matter to voters or government over the course of four years?
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Historically, the VP slot has had little appreciable influence on the direction of a presidency. However, there are a few notable exceptions - especially in times of tragedy. Here a few examples:
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4 April 1841: William Henry Harrison (Tippecanoe) dies of pneumonia one month after his inauguration. John Tyler, Vice-President, became the first 'accidental president' and proceeded to chart a dubious course in politics. Unlike Harrison, Tyler was a Democratic-Republican rather than a Whig. Rather than find common ground, Tyler vetoed every bill sponsored by Henry Clay and the Whigs in Congress - including one that would have established a national bank and put the US on sound financial footing. Politically isolated, Tyler was relegated to being an unelected, one-term (minus one month) president. Before leaving office, however, 'His Accidentcy' managed to shore up enough support and votes to annex Texas in 1845. The addition of the 'Lone Star State' would encapsulate his legacy.
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6 September 1901: President William McKinley, first elected in 1896, was shot by an anarchist and died 8 days later. His successor: none other than the Mount Rushmore icon Theodore 'Teddy' Roosevelt. Placed into the Vice-Presidency by his political sponsors for the sole purpose of driving his reformist tendencies out of New York City, the ascendancy of TR was a veritable nightmare for the corrupt bosses of Tammany Hall. Once in power, Roosevelt remade the nation and became a top-tier president by successfully concluding the Philippine War, building the Panama Canal and enacting stringent conservation laws.
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2 August 1923: Warren Harding, one of the least regarded presidents due to the numerous scandals that occurred during his brief administration (i.e. the Teapot Dome Scandal), died of pneumonia (like Harrison) after giving a final speech at the University of Washington, Seattle. In the middle of the night at his farmhouse in Vermont, Vice-President Calvin Coolidge, is awakened with the news and sworn into office by his father - a notary public. Over the next five years, Coolidge, a reticent man with little demonstrable personality, would preside over an era of relative isolationism, Babe Ruth home-runs and the greatest American economic expansion to date. Fortunately for 'Silent Cal', the bubble would burst several months after his second term and forever equate the Great Depression with Herbert Hoover.
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20 January 2001: Upon the disputed election of George W. Bush, Richard Cheney became Vice-President. After the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center in New York City and the Pentagon, Cheney, along with Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, successfully swayed the president to launch an invasion of Iraq to eliminate a potential WMD attack from Saddam Hussein. By the accounts of former CIA Director James Woolsey and former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan, the actual modus operandi of the Bush White House was not in fact to preclude an attack by Saddam Hussein but to create a beacon of democracy in the heart of the Middle East to pressure nearby regimes (i.e. Iran, Syria) to open-up their systems of government and end their sponsorship of militant extremists to achieve political objectives. Regardless of the outcome, Richard Cheney has had a decisive impact on the presidency and the course of world events.
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As Obama and McCain sift through potential running-mates, they ought to take the history of the more consequential vice-presidents into account. Indeed, a second-in-command can make a difference.
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J Roquen

Blood & Bandages


Barbershop, originally uploaded by Rigmarole

You can tell it's a manly place as soon as you walk inside. There's a leather couch in the waiting area, and a big jar of Barbicide on the counter. In the place of oversized books with photos of outdated hairstyles, you can find magazines about cars and motorcycles. It's my barber shop, and it's awesome.

I've been going to unisex salons for most of my life. Over the years, I've received my share of bad haircuts. Many people have struggled to tame my naturally curly hair, so when I found a good stylist, I tended to stick with her. I'd been with my previous stylist until she moved several states away and I got a job on the other side of the Twin Cities. Out of necessity, I started to patronize a local barber shop, and now I no longer dread my visits to the chair.

The Art of Manliness argues that every man should go to a barber shop. After a few trips to my new barber, I vowed to never again get my hair cut in a salon. I end up looking great every time, it's a relaxing environment, and my barber works as a part-time fireman besides. How manly can you get?

What is to be done with Pakistan?


What is to be done with Pakistan? Will the new Prime Minister, Yousaf Gilani, be able to leverage enough influence politically in his country to rein in the extremist elements inside his northwestern border?
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The new PM appeared visibly uneasy in a joint press conference with President Bush just prior to retreating to the White House for lunch -as he should be. Anti-American sentiment and sympathy with Al-Qaeda still runs high in Lahore and Islamabad. Former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, a product of Western education (Harvard and Oxford), can no longer act as a moderating influence on Pakistani politics after tragically losing her life to an assassin a few months ago. Furthermore, the Pakistani intelligence service, ISI, has consistently been reported to semi-surreptitiously side with Osama Bin Laden and the Taliban.
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Due to recent terror attacks in Jerusalem, Istanbul and across India, Gilani will come under greater scrutiny and pressure to arrest militants than his predecessor.
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Another political variable may also be added to the volatile mix. Senator Barack Obama has moved beyond the hypothetical in several comments by suggesting that he would order a strike on Al-Qaeda inside Pakistan if US national security was deemed to be under threat if elected. The unintended consequences and political fallout from such a move can only be imagined.
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As a nuclear-armed state, Pakistan represents a significant 'unknown' to international relations scholars and specialists.
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For detailed analysis, see the following article 'CIA Outlines Pakistan Links With Militants'' by the New York Times in the link below:
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Question: Will the new prime minister of Pakistan successfully be able to largely eradicate and/or control extremism in his country over the next year?
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J Roquen


Obama: The Next FDR?



Presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama is often compared to JFK for his lofty ideals and eloquent rhetoric. When Senator Obama inspired approximately 200,000 Germans to listen to his oratorical skills in the heart of Berlin last week, however, his speech emulated the universal values espoused by Frankin D. Roosevelt on 6 January 1941 in a memorable State of the Union Address.
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FDR regaled both lawmakers in Congress and radio listeners worldwide with the 'Four Freedoms' or four essential human rights of mankind: the freedom of speech, the freedom to worship God (as one wishes), the freedom from want (i.e. hunger) and the freedom from fear.
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Obama resurrected the ghost of FDR in Berlin with not only similar words but a similar impassioned plea as well. On the day of the 'Four Freedoms' speech, FDR was contending with isolationists in Congress, the onslaught of the Axis powers in Europe, the vulnerability of Britain to Nazi aggression and the rape of China and Korea by Japanese armies. A bleak picture indeed.
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By contrast, the US economy, despite high gas prices and inflationary pressures, seems to be relatively stable. While the effects of global warming are potentially dire, American technology and consumer habits seem poised to reduce carbon admissions drastically over the next 10 years regardless of the leader in the White House. Although terrorism is still a minatory threat, US and NATO forces have broken up or contained extremist violence in Iraq and Afghanistan to a large degree.
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On the other hand, Americans are fretful about an endless commitment to wars in the Middle East, a spiraling deficit, losses of thousands of manufacturing jobs to China, a widening gap between rich and poor, a mortgage crisis, a weak dollar and an overall loss of confidence in political leadership.
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Will the cool, resolute McCain or the passionate, idealistic Obama prevail in November? Regardless of which candidate wins, one thing is certain. There is only one FDR.
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To view the 'Four Freedoms' Speech, see the following link:
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Question: Which president possessed the greatest oratorical skills?
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a) Thomas Jefferson
b) Abraham Lincoln
c) Theodore Roosevelt
d) Woodrow Wilson
e) Franklin D. Roosevelt
f) John F. Kennedy
g) Ronald Reagan
h) other
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J Roquen

Resistance


Otpor - Resistance, originally uploaded by Igor Jeremic

I don't believe you can ever truly be "ready" to have children. No amount of reading or instructional DVDs or even taking care of other people's kids can fully prepare you for parenthood. You just have to dive in, and learn as you go.

On the other hand, before we had our baby, I felt about as ready as I'd ever be. In the past two years I had a pair of nieces come into my life, and all my friends were having babies, so I had a good idea of what to expect. I was prepared for sleep deprivation and midnight feedings. I was prepared to change a never-ending stream of diapers, temporarily lose the use of one arm, and try to comfort a baby while she cried for hours. I was not prepared for her to fight me every step of the way.

I try to change my daughter, and she kicks and squirms. I try to give her a bottle, and she spits it out. I try to soothe her, and she screams. She's strong, and whatever I'm trying to do, she loves to resist me. And I love her for it.

I figured out that my fatherhood role is going to be a balancing act. I have to thwart her anarchic drives just enough so that she survives to grow into an independent young woman, but not enough to ever break her spirit. Which I guess makes one more thing that I wasn't prepared for.

A New Day in History and World Affairs













Greetings,

Today, 28 July, marks a new era for devoted readers of history and followers of world events. KleosToday: A Journal of History and World Affairs has now been born in the watershed year of 2008.
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KleosToday seeks to promote substantive analysis and debate with civility and integrity.

Welcome!

Sincerely,
J Roquen

Terror Strikes India (Again)














According to the New York Times, India recorded the second highest number of terrorist incidents from 2004-2007 after Iraq.

The world's largest democracy, which contains more than 1 billion people, dozens of languages and an untold number of religions, is struggling to cope with a plethora of dangerous extremist elements inside the country.

One of the objectives of the latest round of indiscriminate violence was to incite hostilities between Hindus and Muslims. As of now, the Indian populace has remained united and calm, but religious wars tend to simmer for years before coming to bloody fruition (i.e. the devestating clashes between Hindus and Muslims subsequent to the creation of Pakistan in 1947).

For a summary on the recent bombings in India: see the following link:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/leading_article/article4412495.ece


Question: If a religious civil war were to break out in India, how should the United States respond? What are the options for high-level policymakers? How could India's nuclear arsenal be secured?

Hopefully, the best and the brightest at the Departments of State and Defense have actionable contingency plans for such a catastrophic event.

Man Cave


wounded beast and workshop (front/side), originally uploaded by Subway eg

I love my family very much, but sometimes a husband needs to escape for a while, to take refuge in a place of his own. A place where he is free to be a man. "The distinguishing feature of the Man Cave," according to the Man Page, "is that it is designed (and decorated) by the man and for the man - basically all of the things that the woman in your life refuses to have in the rest of the house... like a poker table, sports memorabilia, video games, or even a personal keg-o-rator."

I don't have an area like this, and with a newborn in the house I'd never use it, but maybe someday. My ideal space would be an actual cave--or at least a cellar--where I could store a supply of wine and fine beers. I suppose I'd also want a wet bar for serving mixed drinks to visitors. It would be furnished with a few plush armchairs and tasteful artwork.

That's the fantasy, anyway. In reality, I would be quite satisfied with a well-appointed workshop/garage. What's in your man cave?

Freedom


Tango, originally uploaded by Shabok

My sister-in-law is coming over tomorrow to babysit for a couple of hours. Ashley is now five weeks old and this is the first time we will be alone without her. It is a much-appreciated opportunity to relax and reconnect with my wife.

Even though Ashley has been a good baby, the past few weeks have been intense, as I'm sure is the case for any new parents. We're both stressed out, and I miss my wife!

You know what they say, it takes two to tango and three's a crowd. Now it's just the two of us for a little while. We can dance passionately again, or we could go out to eat at a real restaurant, or hang out a bookstore. No matter how we spend the (very brief) time away, I look forward to simply enjoying each others' company like we used to do.

Commandments


my happy place, originally uploaded by pstarr

Do you want to be happy? Gretchen at The Happiness Project recommends practical methods for capturing happiness in daily life. One of these is the concept of personal "commandments," a list of basic, high-level rules that you voluntarily choose to follow. They are, as Gretchen puts it, "precepts that I want to guide my actions and thoughts."

Here are my eight commandments, not necessarily for happiness only, but for life in general:

  1. Love God.
  2. Love others.
  3. Take time to listen.
  4. Live now.
  5. Calm down.
  6. Create.
  7. Go outside.
  8. Simplify.

I might go into more detail on some or all of these in the future. If you think that such a list--or at least the exercise of creating one--might be useful to you, here are six tips for designing your own happiness commandments.

Smiler


7-31-05 Happyface, originally uploaded by Artbandito

She smiled at me!

Of course Ashely had a few baby gas moments that would curl the ends of her lips in a pseudo-grin while her eyes stared vacantly into space. Those were cute, but very brief and random. Then, one day when she was around 3 1/2 weeks old, she started actually smiling at us. For reals. I'm talking eye contact, open mouthed, reactive smiles.

This is something new. Interacting with a newborn isn't very rewarding socially, unless you love the sound of your own voice. Now we're entering the 2-way street of communication.

I'm always happy to see my family after a long day at the office, of course. But now I can come home from work, smile at my daughter, and she smiles back. And that makes all the difference in the world.

Oinker


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Our baby is noisy now. Sometimes Ashley makes a sound just like a little piglet rooting around. Although my wife doesn't like comparisons to barnyard animals, I mean it in a good way. I think her grunting is cute. As is the loud slurping when she's sucking on something. The crying and screaming? Not so cute.

She was so quiet at first. Every day, the volume knob is turned a little higher, and she expands her verbal repertoire. This one is my favorite. She gathers all her energy with a noise that sounds like an impending sneeze, but culminates in a belted-out coo. "rrrnnngGUHHH!" All the while with a surprised look on her wide-open eyes.

I doubt there's any conscious intent behind it, and yet, it almost sounds like she's trying to communicate through sheer force of will. Especially when she stares at me like that. Soon enough, little critter, soon enough.

Mantra


Meditation, originally uploaded by Robot Monster

גם זה יעבור
"This too shall pass."

It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence, to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words: "And this, too, shall pass away." How much it expresses! How chastening in the hour of pride! How consoling in the depths of affliction!

-Senator Abraham Lincoln, 1859

I have repeated this useful phrase for many years. It does not only help during the bad times; mindfulness of impermanence also ennobles the great transcendental experiences of life. Be conscious of temporary blessings. Fully enjoy this moment, for it will never return.

Daddy Drinks: Moscow Mule

Okay, so you made a batch of ginger beer, and your guests are getting weary of the Dark and Stormy every time they come to visit. Here's another cocktail you can mix up with your homebrew for a bit of variety.

Moscow Mule (pour over ice):

  • 1 part vodka
  • 1 part lime juice
  • 3 parts ginger beer
  • dash Angostura Bitters

The Moscow Mule gets its name from the "kick" of ginger, plus the fact that it's built on vodka, a traditionally Russian liquor. And speaking of tradition, it was originally served in a copper mug. You can buy one of these specialty flagons if you want to serve the drink properly, but they cost a ... pretty penny?

GO


Subaru Impreza WRC - 2007 Portugal, originally uploaded by pedro vidigal

Ashley loves to move. When she is crying for no reason--i.e. she doesn't need to eat, sleep, or be changed-- there are a few ways to console her. Swaddling, shushing, and laying her on her side have worked wonders. But the most consistently effective method is simply to pick her up and move her around.

She's unlikely to make a fuss as long as she's going somewhere. This is true whether I'm carrying her while doing chores around the house, going for a walk outside, or strapping her into the car seat for a ride. Start the engine, and the crying stops.

I'm so proud. Besides the uncanny physical resemblance, this is the first evidence I can cite as proof that she has inherited something from her father. Exhibit A: both dad and baby are happy when they're on the go. No sitting still for this daughter of a motorcycle-riding, international-traveling man!

The Crying Game

Having problems with a crying baby? Overcompensating has the answer! Now I am not saying that using drugs as an escape is a wise decision. I am just saying that any solution, no matter how temporary or ill-advised, starts to look very tempting when that baby just won't stop crying.

Don't do drugs, kids. Crack is wack.

Hot Rod Pedal Car

When a hot rodder, a toy designer, and a custom car painter get together to make a toddler gift, this is what happens. While gazing in awe, I began to wonder: if I owned such a thing of beauty, would I let my daughter have it?

More photos here.

Consciousness


Morning Burst, originally uploaded by .droog

In my last post, I wrote about my determination to be a better husband and father. That's fine in theory, but what does it actually mean in practice?

The key is living consciously. Rather than sleepwalking through life, as I did more or less for my first three weeks of parenthood, I want to be fully present in the moment, aware of and available to my wife and daughter. I am striving for an intentional marriage.

Dr. Corey Allan expounds on this concept over at the Simple Marriage Project. One of the key points is that children benefit from a strong marriage, which is why I'm focused on maintaining a healthy relationship with my wife right now. When the baby seems to demand all of our attention, it's important to remember that we need to take care of each other, as well.

Family


HoodPANsm, originally uploaded by design_ski

What is the most important thing in your life? We each have a mental ranking of personal priorities that may not match up with the way we actually live. The evidence is in our actions. Am I behaving in a way that's consistent with my goals, or is what I do in opposition to what I believe?

The funny thing is that it's obvious to others where my priorities lie... the hard part is to figure it out for myself. In order to do this, I have to examine my life with detachment. I need to figure out, objectively, first what my goals are; second, whether my day-to-day activity is moving me closer to or further away from those goals; and third, what must change in order to bring my life in line with my stated goals. (I'm sure I learned how to do this from Zen Habits.)

I bring this up because I had a revelation. I would say that my primary responsibility is to my wife and child, but do my actions always show this? They might say otherwise. (At least my wife could tell you now; Ashley will tell her therapist in twenty years.) So I made a resolution--which I'm sharing publicly to give it some weight--to renew my commitment to be a good husband and a great, savvy dad.

What's the deal with...


Elmo Loves You!, originally uploaded by Sofia Katariina

Why do they print images of cartoon characters on newborn diapers? The baby obviously doesn't care. It's all the same to her whether she poops on Elmo or Dora (or directly on her parents--but that's another story).

Does a tiny picture of a muppet's face signify "quality" to diaper-buying parents? Or are we just being primed to recognize these characters, so that we will more readily accept them when our children are old enough to know the difference, and begin to insist on branded merchandise? You decide!

Advent


early morning, originally uploaded by hkvam

In the months BC (Before Child), I was focused completely on the upcoming birth. It so fully dominated my attention, in fact, that I developed sort of a tunnel vision obscuring any thoughts of life beyond labor and delivery. Now that I'm able to look back on that milestone, I can look forward to the future once more.

My brains were scrambled in the wake of the arrival. I think I did an acceptable job of taking care of my family, but I wasn't good for much else. I was basically floating along in a new-dad funk until I had an epiphany yesterday. Our baby has been around for three weeks already, I have a to-do list a mile long, and I had might as well get on with living again.

Choose life!

Reflections


A cottage treaure is the view..., originally uploaded by **Mary**

It's been three weeks now since our daughter "Ashley" was born, and my priorities shifted again. Just like last time, I have been so awestruck that I don't really know what to say. Having a baby is a profound experience. I am so busy living it, that I am having trouble observing and unpacking it.

But I need to get this down for posterity. Otherwise I know I'll regret it later. While in Japan, I lived fully in the moment, at the expense of journalling. Then I got home and within a couple of weeks started wishing I had kept better records. "Did I visit that temple? What was the name of the train I rode every day? I think I remember how to cook okonomiyaki..."

I'd hate to make the same mistake twice. Already our little one is changing, and it's hard to believe it now, but everyone tells me that she will grow up fast. At that time, I want to look back and remember:

  • she was very alert at birth, and looked at everything with wide-open eyes.

  • her cone-head rounded out within a day, leading people to ask if she was a c-section, but

  • she is still rocking a bitchin' baby mullet.

  • when she squeaks, it sounds like air being let out of a balloon.

  • her neck is so strong; she loves to arch her back and bang her head against my chest.

I love her very much. The end.

Penny Arcade: incidental dad talk in the PA podcast


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Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik (a.k.a. Tycho and Gabe) are probably best known for making the online comic Penny Arcade. What doesn't get much press is that the two men are also parents, both having fathered a child with their respective wives in the past few years.

Obviously there's a reason they don't talk about it much--their comics are mostly about video games, not parenthood--but sometimes their sons come up in conversation. As you might expect from guys who make a living by finding humor in every occasion, they usually say something interesting. On a recent podcast, Jerry recounted the following conversation with his son Eliot:

He began to move his hand in a way as though he had a sword in it, and he said, "daddy," and I said, "yes Eliot," and he said, "what is a weapon?" ... all the while slicing the air with this imaginary blade...

I said, "Eliot, a weapon is a tool, that you can use to hurt someone." Accurate, no information--you know what I'm saying--no contextualization, but that's what it is. "What is a weapon?" Where the fuck did that come from?

Jerry reliably dishes out abstrusity in his blog posts, so it is to be expected that he would have such profound discussions in his daily life as well. On the funny side, Mike wrote this great rant on Lego fruit snacks (scroll down a bit). "I just spent the first three years of my sons life trying to get him not to eat blocks," he says, "and now you're telling him they taste like fucking strawberries. Thanks a lot assholes."

It would be great if these guys could do a great podcast that's just about fatherhood. I might be the only one to listen to it, but I bet it would be awesome.

Don't Panic


freak out, originally uploaded by bunchofpants

Before my daughter was born, I would have said that I felt pretty sanguine and peaceful about the whole deal. As it turned out, there must have been some internal physiological terror that I wasn't aware of, because I had a minor panic attack a few days before labor began.

I was just sitting and watching TV. All of a sudden, my chest felt very tight, and I couldn't breathe for a second. Then I caught my breath, and the constriction gradually faded away.

My wife told me that I had scared her, and warned me not to have another incident during her labor. Out of respect for her, I refrained from having any more involuntary freakouts ever since.