Jake's been here
and has been there,
he has been everywhere.
By foot, by bike,
by car and train.
In the Sun
and in the rain.
Where oh where can the pictures be?
Why oh why? Can't the paparazzi see?
People see him, snap him snacking
and seen the MacBook he' been packing.
How can Jake be in the City for weeks this fall
and not be photographed by the pros at all?