Dachshund! Hamburger! Gummi bear! Heidi! Doppelganger! Frankfurter! Zeitgeist! Hansel! Pilsner! Ge..stalt 
Bauhaus! Heferweizen! Streusel! Pretzel! Knockwurst! Schadenfreude! 
Led Zepplin! Kindergarten! Wunderkind! Octobersfest! 
Volkswagon! Kraftworks! Addidas! Pumpernickel! 
Pump-er-nickel!What do you mean I can't wear this?
There's no sauerkraut in my lederhosen.
Do you mean that this is a traditional Bavarian folk outfit and Berlin is not in Bavaria and is actually modern industrialized city?
And is it so cold this winter that I would freeze my schnitzel off?
How about wearing them around the house instead? 
Shirt and martinis optional
Happy Austin Friday.