Annoyance 2

People who question common sense drive me nuts.
I always pause and hope they will figure it out...
Unfortunately, this never happens...


Example 1 - ordering food in a restaurant;

Me: "A garden-burger with no mayonnaise, please."

Waiter: "Oh, it doesn't come with mayonnaise." (waits for a response from me)

Me: "Okay ....(long pause) ....then keep it like that."





Example 2 - my day job, as an order taker for a courier service;


Phone: "How much time do we need?"

Me: "More than an hour is guaranteed."

Phone: "So, how about if I give you two hours?"

Me: "......." (long pause)

Phone: "Would two hours be guaranteed?"

Me: "...... .... that's more than an hour, so yes."