Now, before we start ranting about the obvious violation of privacy these security measure represent, let's remember, as Saturday Night Live does, that by banning such measures, we may be discriminating against a significant (and perhaps lonely) segment of the population...
And if you can't afford to fly, or wouldn't mind taking care of business yourself, you might as well get in shape in the comfort of your own home :)
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