Turkey and the Straw
With a le
ss Sensitive Julian thi
s season, could this
be one of the
stories for Julian and BrookeDavis this spring?
Let me use this straw as an example.
After all day taking care of the kids, the housework, my mother, your mother, Clay calling all the time, a hitman in Tree Hill, dogs with the munchies roaming the streets and trying to fit my directing career in, my bendy doesn't unbend at the snap of BrookeDavis' finger or anything else.
Poor little Julian, just wants some BrookeDavis attention.
Are you even listening to me?
Don't worry about it, I met this Viagra sales guy. It was like ...magic!
He gave you some samples?
Huhhh...you know, I never even thought to asked for samples. 
Happy Au
stin Friday.