Add it up

Austin's movie LOL opens today. But where? Not really sure, and it might be tough to find out, since even BoxOffice Mojo doesn't even have it listed.

But rather than trying to solve for Y, let's focus on the figures in front of us.

Now both guys have played with their polynomials on the big screen.

Jake a Post-Doctoral fellow teaching in Chicago and pining for Gwyneth or is it her just her theorem?

And Austin, the high school math teacher who make half the class daydream about his square root.

To celebrate a new addition to Math Club, how about some favorite math pick up lines they could use on each other.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Hey baby, what's your sine?

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

Hey...nice asymptote.

I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.

Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge

Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume

I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded

My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you

If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one.

And funny thing, who just tweeted about standing next to Gwynie? Hmmmm

Go Figure.

Guess there's a Proof already done.

Oh yeah this is the kind of math most people can figure out. One plus One, with a little (or a lot) of multiplication thrown in.