Lost in the Woods

Looks like Squatchi is heading back back to the Tree and into the woods. Talking about not seeing the forest for the Trees.

But back to the guy who promise to do naked tree hugging (don't mean shirtless Julian hugging it up on the show )

A tree guide might be helpful before you get involved.

Hemlock - too suspect

Buckeye - too collegiate

Fraser Fir - too Kelsey Grammer

Oak - too much Chardonnay

Pine - too sappy

Willow - too weepy

Palo Verde - too green ?

Redwood - too big? ; )

Birch - too smooth

Money Tree - too easy

and of course

Tree Hill - too crazy
Ooops!



Tonight on the Crazy Tree

" Where Not to Look for Freedom" The Real Housewife of Tree Hill is home taking care of the new baby, BikiniQuinn plays concert promoter at Tric, photographer to concert promoter (it's practically the same thing right?) BrookeDavis(TM) gets an offer (which she shouldn't refuse - JUST GO!) to head back to NY head up Clothes Over Bros, because she's BrookeDavis(TM) dammit and if she can't get a baby she'll take Manhattan. Nathan sets his sights on exposing Professor Kellerman causing the accident with BrookeDavis(TM) and Jamie. Feats of Clay spills the bean to Julians about Nathans discovery, and Julian makes an angry face.

Get Your Butt In the Saddle Today. Gas Is Too Expensive!! -AUS10