What in the Wide Wide World .....

Now listen guys... the opposite coast thing is working.. but we want to step it up

Step it up how?

Opposite hemispheres

Say Austin, you are in Australia, well then Jake would have to be in.....

Albania? Anguilla?

It doesn't have start with the same letter.

Wait wait Andorra? It also opposite in size too.

So if I am in Belgium, getting my Dutch on.
I would have to be in Boliva.

And if I am in Canada...
wait wait we both been to Canada... together... we've gotta toss that one out.

Then we have to toss out the Dominican Republic, Italy, France, England Germany and most of Europe and some of Northern Africa.

Thems the rules!

There are no rules!!!!

Yes there are, you told us we have to be on opposite hemispheres... that's a rule.

So if I am Camaroon.

I have to be in Cuba. Oooo Cuba, I like that I could get in touch with my inner Hemmingway.

Wait wait.. I want to do Hemmingway..they call me Papa and I have the beard for it.

But can you run with the bulls?
I can make a moveable feast.

I GIVE UP!

D.... hmmm you would have to be in Denmark,

Why would I have to be in Denmark, where the heck would you be?

Well Djibouti of course, it's got my name all over it.

Well maybe not your name.

Will you two stop! Stop! Stop!

Eeeee! Ohhh I got this....Estonia
Equatorial Guinea

Falkland Islands
Fiji!!

Guatemala
Gabon!

This is not a game gentleman... this is an approved strategic plan

Honduras
Hungary

Did you say Hungary or are you hungry?

Both!

I... India.

I is hard. You've been to Israel, and you said Indonesia, I've got Iceland, and of course then there's Italy in Springtime. .. so all we have left is Iran, Iraq.. Ireland...

Got it! Isle of Man.
Really? Isle of Man. Really?
It's punperfection!

Jamaica!
Hey why do you get all the islands? Japan it's an island. Ohh... o...kay.

Kenya.
You can have Kiribati. It's an island. You wanted more islands.

Luxembourg.
Laos.

Will you two just stop. This isn't funny anymore.

Yes it is.
Very Funny. And hey we should get paid for doing your job.

M... Mexico is out.
Oh yeah right. And don't forget Morocco.
Moldovia! Micronesia? Both: Micronesia!!

When did this turn into a drinking game. I am texting. Do you see I am texting. I am telling them that you are making a mockery out of the plan.

Nepal!
Norway! --- hey Snow!!! Let's drink to snow.

O.... hmmmm....

HA! your stuck there is only one O -- Oman and you can't both go there! I win!

No you don't if we both show up there. Then you've got a mess on your hands.

P... P. P, P....
Peru!! Both: To Peru! And? Portugal! Because I can speak some Portugese. Salut Portugal!

Q....
Qatar. We have to go together!

Why do I even bother?!?

R's tough. You've been to Russia. And I don't want to go to Rwanda. So that leaves Romania and Reunion.
Reunion? It's and a French Island in the Indian Ocean. Flip you for it. ; )

S...too easy. There's the Seychelles,.... wait Spain's out, And Switzerland.
Yes, yes, Switzerland's out. Saint Lucia? Sri Lanka? Swaziland?
Slovakia? ... Both: Sweden!

T-- Turkey out.
How about Trinidad and Tobago! Togo!!! I don't think that's what you think it means.

U - well the US out, UK - out, Uruguay --out. It's Uzbekistan...Uganda...or Ukraine bud.

Venezuela!
Vanuata! Vanu-what what? Vanuata. It's the same age is us and is located in the South Pacific. One group The Prince Philip Movement, a religion of the Yaohnanen tribe on Tanna island, believes that John Frum and Prince Philip of England are brothers, being sons of a powerful mountain spirit. Huh? Ok Virgin Islands.

Western Sahara. Beat that.
Wallis and Futuna!

Wallis and Futuna! You are just making this stuff up now.

Why don't you try. You can do X.

ahhh.....

Busted!! No X.

Back to me Y!!! Yemen

And ha ... what are you going to do about Z... my app says Zambia and Zimbawa on are the same continent. Fix that.

We don't have to... that's your job.
Besides we just pointed out how ridiculous this whole thing is.