GOP Derp

Apart from Mitt Romney (whose success seems predicated on his opponents predictably putting their foots in their own mouths), one Republican who must be thrilled about the lack of intelligence and eloquence among the current GOP candidates is George W. Bush :)

By comparison, these idiots make him seem like an articulate, nuanced, moderate and intelligent scholar...

Let's start with Rick Derp Perry:


Then we have Herman Cain being a douche, followed by Rick Perry drunk off his ass...


Then some more of Cain's dickishness, and Perry tripping over his own thoughts:


But Herman Cain isn't just a douchebag.... he's also an idiot... and a douchebag:


Of course, the only semi-reasonable candidate, John Huntsman, will never win the nomination... that would just make too much sense for these folks...