OMG Gift -o -matic

Giving the right gift is important.

It can conveys your feelings about the person you're giving it to,the expectations you might have about them, what you think of them, or it could be giving them what they really deserve.

Say you have a co-star with a birthday - say today. What do you get them to say how you really feel?
That's a lot of pressure! But OMG can help.

Top Ten Birthday Gift ideas for an OTH Co-Star.*

10. Box of fingernail clippings

9. The book, Touch Me: The Poems of Suzanne Somers
(for an extra special treat an audio version read by Abe Vigoda)
Wiig's good, but she's no Vigoda.

8. Three wire hangers, straightened

7. An expired coupon for $24.95 Oil Change & Filter @ Derham's Alignment and Brake Center

6. 5 shoes from the Goodwill, unpaired

5. The vinyl recording of Mrs. Miller singing Hard Days Night.


4. A book of discontinued wallpaper samples.

3. The pair of bowling shoes you wore out of the bowling alley but the night when you forgot to wear socks.

2. A bag of trash to pick through find recyclables.

and the number one gift idea for a co-star :

A big box o' nothing.


*Excludes co-stars James Lafferty, Bethany Joy Galeotti, Robert Buckley, Shantel VanSanten, Jana Kramer, Lee Norris, Lisa Goldstein, Stephen Colletti, Paul Johansson, Antwon Tanner, Kate Voegele,Jackson Brundage,Daphne Zuniga, Gregory Harrison, Sharon Lawrence, Michael May (Chuck), the army of stunt babies, and the dog who ate Dan's heart.

Happy Austin Friday!