Hop Skip and Jumping

Should we be calling him JB Cooper after this weekend's sightings of Jake in the Pacific
Northwest. (Please note no banks, planes or parachutes were used in the making of this joke)

It seems that Jake was spotted in Portland this weekend. And here we thought Austin would be more the Portlandia guy. But he does like to put a bird on it. ; )

Tweets have him spotted in the Portland airport and also seen having breakfast with friend Busy.And where was Busy this weekend? She tweeted she was in Portland.

Did Jake go west by going through the Northwest this time? Seems before he was stopping over in San Francisco on his hop skips and long jumps between in NY and LA. Did Portland give him to catch up for a little "cawfee tawk" between friends and be on the QT as much as possible and keep the dates of his LA arrival as mysterious as possible? Or did he just want to drop off all that lumberjack plaid he's giving up wearing?

And a stealth as Jake seems to have been. Looks like Mr. Nichols might have him beat.

Somehow Austin managed to go to Coachella and not be seen,tweeted. or photographed. Who needs a big hat like Jared Leto?

But exactly how does a big tall Texan blend in so well? Is there a version of Coachella camo no one is aware of? Or does he really have an invisibility cape? Does he hoodie it like Jake (that tall and a hood, way to Sleestaky) Or does he just avoid the VIP section and the people dying to get their pictures taken?It does make you wonder since it seems easy for him to stay out of view, how deliberate it was to be seen in Berlin was after being tweeted on being seen on his way there.And it does look like Jake will be heading back to work just as summer vacation starts for everyone else. The word is they start shooting Enemy in late May in Toronto.

Talk about a hop skip and a jump... to where he could hop, skip and jump on a lot in The Great Lake State.