Poncho it Up!

With his flotation device jacket on Jake popped back up again in NYC after a week of speculating exactly where he was.

And it was party time. But it looks like Jake was not the bigger partier of the night. Looking more like out past bedtimes and headed home via the subway.

But speaking of that flotation device.... there's got to be some other uses for it because soon Jakey you are going to have to part with it Spring is here and Summer is coming and it will be a little too warm to swaddled in Sta-puff. Subway seat cushion? Plane pillow?

So what will be the next Never Gonna Give You fashion item Jake will be wearing in the upcoming Spring /Summer season?

The Old Grey T she aint what she used to be. And those tan summer khakis had that unfortunate bike seat accident, although Jake is keeping Mum(ford) about it.
And forget the flip flops - it's doubtful for the Great White North in May, where it still can be a little chilly to dare to bare, and for a germaphobe like Jake - flips flops on the streets of New York would drive him to curl up in s ball and slow rock at the thought of the funk that could find his feet.

Will it be the casually draped sweater around his shoulders? or tied around his waist to hide his assets?

Long gone are the days with tee with graphics and trucker hats with logos - it's solid colors and chambray now. Will the blue shirt be back? Will we see the wrinkle white again? Although he might be swayed by a Eat More Kale shirt.

And will Jake buy more than one pair of pants?

Can OMG make a fashion suggestion, something that will fake the dates by being seen in the same thing but let you change up your outfits at the same time?

Just say ... Poncho.

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