While it is commendable for the creator to give fans an ending in case the show was not picked up, now that it has been renewed for 13 episodes we are stuck with a series with nowhere to go. Every avenue has been explored, every overly serious voice over delivered. Beyond just throwing in the towel and making the entire thing an over-the-top festival of camp (which I would heartily enjoy, mind you) there’s nothing for these people to say, and imagining 13 more episodes like this one is almost painful to think about.
It's been suggested here at OMG about outrageous storylines before but it's summer why not go camping again.
After a rift between Clay and Julian over who's hair is worse,
it turns into an all battle royale splashed across the media with Julian accusing Clay of wearing a hairpiece that Trump wouldn't dare to wear and Clay claiming Julian only married BrookeDavis(TM) for the shoulder pads he needs in all his outfits. They set out to undermind the other and turn Tree Hill against them until it escalates into a frame for frame homage of the famous Krystal/Alexis fight in the fountain.
Bring it Clay. After another time jump, Jamie finds out on his 13th birthday he's a werewolf. Teen Wolf is back and playing baseball this time.
Another jump he's become a star and the heartthrob of Tree Hill High. But all is not good in the hood, Jamie is estranged from his dad because he is using his "wolfiness" to get ahead and Grandpa Dan tortured that his deal with the dark side caused all this. Dan returns to Tree Hill to sacrifice his grandson to break the curse. But he first his must face Mama Haley in over the top battle at the diner. Haley sacrifices her life setting up it for Nathan to come back and battle his own father for the life of his cursed son. A stray silver bullet flies in the struggle and Jamie is struck. Dying father and son work to save Jamie who comes back as a Zombie Werewolf. Team Jacob? Team Edward? Try Team Jamie.
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After the image of Oprah appears to BrookeDavis(TM) on her piece of toast, she tells Julian she has to go by orders of the toast. Taking the toast she leaves Julian and the boys to find herself and Oprah. Julian turns himself into BrookeDavis(TM)to fool the boys, and uses mannequin Lucas as him thinking she'll be back after the postpartum wears off.
Julian is left to raise the kids and run the rebuilding fashion empire as BrookeDavis(TM) after Brooke writes them saying she decided to stay in Brazil and become a samba instructor by day and bounty hunter by night, saying she is following her bliss like toast Oprah told her to do. In the final scene a piece of toast pops up with an Oprah on it and a hand takes it, cutting to Peyton who takes a bite with a grin.
And what better for a Two Wheel Tuesday, but this little guy.