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Get out your shaker and slap on some Sex Panther.

Mr. Nichols you got some drinks to make.

Ron Burgundy is back!

Tonight is a night for The Ron Burgundy. Remember this drink?? - Aus10 August 27, 2010

I just invented a new drink. The ron burgundy. I may release the recipe. - Aus10 August 7, 2010

The ron burgundy is titos vodka. Sprite. And cran-pom!! It is GLORIOUS!!!!! - Aus10 August 8, 2010

Burgundy made the announcement on Conan two nights ago. And it's confirmed that Action 4 News team will be back too.
Tough break, that there's no open spots at Action 4, unless they need a Aqua Man for the beach and boating report. But they still may need some new members of the other rival anchor news teams after the last street fight.
And a funky merman like you could take on a triton and rock the hat.

Stay Class Mr. Nichols.

Happy Austin Friday

And good luck to everyone buying a ticket for Mega Millions!