North by Northeast

Will we officially see Jake at SXSW this year? Or has his already been done and back?

With Mumford and Son's documentary about their musical train trip debuting at SXSW you'd think Jake would want to check it out since he was a part of the folkie wheels of steel tour? But maybe it's another one that's done too.

The real question is has Jake already been down (to Austin) and back for a New York minute to see Sis and be seen too? And why be seen now? Because it makes for a great backstory that he has been in NYC this whole time. But funny how those sweet cheeks never graced a SoulCycle seat all week.

By this point even those who's scissors aren't sharp have figured out that it's all about misdirection. And while the flurry of Jake bubbled up early this week, it was the perfection diversion to get 'all out of Dodge
(or NYC as the case may be) and head back to the ranch/house/Big Lone Star for a Howdy! And with so much happening in A-town right now who would notice?

Isn't not like Jake isn't a fan of the Lone Star State
Seems like Jake made sure to cover his NYC bases.

Backpack brush-byGraffiti glance back
Hipster HardwareMarch of the construction siteTrainspottingAll of this might get a rise out of some.

But don't think it's the same one as Jake's.

His feet might be in NY, but his head....?