Mr. Nichols we never knew.
And what would Jake say? Teabagging instead of loose and free?
So to the Minnie Pearl of Tea Drinkers. We say.....Now to the crew at OTH, one question:
Just wondering are you contractually obligated to styling Austin's hair like a wash and wear Raquel Welch wig? Is it some end of the line product placement deal they've scored?
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Off CameraTonight on the Crazy Tree:
Secrets, sex games and shoelaces are all involved as the couples of Tree Hill celebrate Valentine's Day. Yup that's it that real synopsis. One sentence synopsis, sign that the end is near. It's like a book report from a kid who already knows he's flunked the semester.
Brulian plays dress up games again, (two weeks into the marriage and relying on cheap theatrics) and Julian suggests a meat lovers pizza. Julian's know what arms up means, but does Brooke(It's not Baker Bitch)Davis(TM) know how to get a shirt off as fast as club boy at The Alley? Naley? Too pregnant for anything it's Ho-Ho's (the snack cakes people) for cheap thrills. Maybe it's them for the shoelaces too since The Real Housewife of Tree Hill needs help tying them or just finding them. And since this is a Schwahny episode, expect to see Feets of Clay and Quinn. And of course with Schwahn that means Quinn in the smallest about of clothes possible.
It's not going to work I've seen it all before Miss,except he was taller, and had better legs.