Do the Locomotion

The "Real" Top Ten Reason Jake went on The Railroad Revival Tour.



10. Band camp was already booked up this summer, so he took the one slot left for Spring Break session.

9. Remembering his days in Disco Club, Jake confused the Railroad Revival Train as the new Soul Train. before he realized his mistake.

8. Homegrown flashback. Thanks Dad.

7. Jake dreams of being a woo woo boy went a little awry and he didn't realize it was actually being the train whistle.

6. Needing to get the documentary spot ticked off on his movie making checklist. (Just Musicals and Biopics left. Then it's a shoo in for a lifetime achievement award in 2060.)

5. The band said he could finish using up his Eurorail pass with them before it expires.

4. Starting out April with a guitar and Grylls, and finishing in the horns on the road, Jake hopes he gets to move up to woodwinds and walruses soon.

3. If Arlo can do it, why can't Jake? Although Scenes from San Pedro doesn't have the same ring as City of New Orleans.

2. After missing out on Ridley Scott's Monopoly The Movie and getting a tip the next big blockbuster will be Good and Plenty, Jake prepares to audition for Choo Choo Charlie.



and the number one reason Jake was on the Railroad Revival Tour

1. Under the influence of too much Thomas the Tank Engine Jake followed the accent and wandered on board was still searching for Percy a week and a half and 8 states later.