But before that there has to be this:
Wait which way do we go?
I'm such a Loser! It's ok. Just follow the breadcrumb trail out to the mike.
Ok so there will be a interpretive dance troupe accompanying you. 
Bruce Villanch I will notfall under your spell.
Damn it I did!
Is this the love child of Jake and Bruce Villanch?Another thing before the Oscars, Oscar parties.
Does anyone remember there was only one picture of Jake at Oscar time in 2008. Taken at the Annual Night Before Party.
Known as “THE” party of the season, it benefits the Motion Picture and Television Fund Foundation ( one thing it does is takes care of their own, providing housing for older retired working actors who never made the big star money)
Why only one pic at "the" party of the awards season?Because he was Zombie Jake? Or a pooped Papa?
(And something to note, Jake made only two official public appearances in 2008. This Oscar party, and the LA Conservation awards)