Steal Away

Austin continues to be the International Man of Mystery even after tweeting he's back.

Photo on 2011-04-01 at 20.57 Yes I'm on a boat. But this boat is in Indonesia. And I have been at sea for 7 days. April 1

BACK IN THE USA!! Thank you Indonesia and the Indian Ocean for the most beautiful rest. April 7

Twitter powers... weak... Gone so long... Having... Trouble... Tweeting... Help... April 8

So a boat not a ship. A sail and not cruise.

And what did he do?

Here's OMG's Top Ten Austin No Ship Tour.

10. Got in touch with his inner merman

9. Looked for one of the 17,000 plus islands that hasn't seen Holiday in Sun.



8. So compelled by Joe vs. The Volcano took 4 steamer trunks, a tuxedo, and two case of orange soda and set out looking for the Waponi Woo.


7. Had Topsiders and no where to go.


6. Audio books not good enough, recreated Hemingway's Old Man and the Sea for himself this time in the South Pacific. (No fish were hurt in the making of this recreation)

5. Looked for inspiration for his new passion. Sea shanties and limericks (There once was a fella from Chilmark...)

4. Wanted to wear cool outfits like Mayer does during Mayercraft.

3. Had a chance to work on the Gilligan Island Reality Tour as the Professor.


2. No shoes, no shirt, no Sophia.

and number one:

Getting ready just in case Jimmy Fallon calls him for Son of Yacht Rock 2011.